Tiger Woods Fourth Mistress (Another Cocktail Waitress)

Oh man, I had hoped this would all blow over and turn out to be a couple gold seeking liars. Unfortunately, it looks like Tiger is/was the one who was lying. TMZ is reporting that a FOURTH girl is coming forward and has already retained a Florida based attorney.

Rating and Review of Tiger’s Mistresses (so Far)

Rachel Uchitel – oldest of the bunch so far. Sounds like she is going to pocket somewhere between 1 to 3 million. She played it pretty shrewdly by denying right off the bat and retaining an attorney. I thought she was scooped by Jaimee Grubbs, but I don’t think Jaimee got as much money – even though she beat Rachel to the punch – from US WEEKLY. She is the best looking so far, so it’s probably for the best that she pocketed the most money.

Jaimee Grubbs – a skeezer, somewhat haggard looking, aspiring reality starlet… wow… Tiger, c’mon. Pick someone with at least something to lose…. Amazing that Tiger was either that stupid (I doubt, he’s a Stanford guy…) or that arrogant to think this wouldn’t come out. I hope Tiger put a bag over this girl’s face.

Kalika Moquin – a magazine cover proclaims that she is one of the top 31 most influential people in Vegas nightlife… Apparently, being on that list doesn’t pay the bills – so she came forward to catch a ride on the Tiger gravy train. I’m guessing she doesn’t have the arsenal to back her up. Silly girl, she probably deleted the lurid text messages. Rumor has it she’s been chasing down Verizon trying to get them back… She’s a distant #2 in looks, but she’s a longshot to break 7 figures on this deal.

So now we wait on the Orlando girl to pop out. I don’t understand how these girls can wake up and look in the mirror after this, but I guess they can…

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