Redline Energy Drink Review – 4 Stars

This is my first energy drink review. I love energy drinks, pills, shakes, capsules, powders, inhalants, injections, etc. I’ve decided to incorporate a 3-point test as well as an overall discussion. The test will measure: (1) taste, (2) warning label – scarier the better, and (3) programmability – a proprietary measurement that calculates how much work can be done under the influence of said energy supplement.Energy drinks are crucial when pulling all-nighters trying to get a project done. However, you don’t want to get the jitters or get spaced out. Performance is everything. Redline doesn’t disappoint – however, despite the scary warning shown below, it is not as strong as they make it out.

I was scoping out the wide variety of drinks at the gas station, when the attendant proudly announced, “WE CAN’T EVEN SELL THAT ONE TO KIDS!”

He had me. I purchased a RedLine with great enthusiasm. I’ve found that energy supplements seem to work best for me when I abuse them. (Please do not try this at home.) Despite warnings I usually combine them with massive amounts of coffee. Sometimes this works. Despite warnings to the contrary, this worked well with Redline. I’ll give it 4 STARS overall.

It had a nice full body, a pleasing color of FD&C #5 combined with Red #3 (didn’t glow in dark) and the slightest hint of 5-HTP and Vinpocetene. The aroma was faint and fruity with wisps of Green Tea and Yerbamate. Add some proprietary Evoburn to this (Evodiamine) and – Voila! You have Redline.

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  • Taste – 4 stars
  • Warning – 5 stars
  • Programmability – 4 starsRedline Energy Drink

The Warning Label on Redline states the following:

RECOMMENDED USE: Shake well prior to use. Always begin use with one-half can (4oz.) of REDLINE daily to assess tolerance. Never exceed more than one can daily. Do not consume REDLINE on an empty stomach. Consuming REDLINE on an empty stomach may cause nausea.

WARNING: NOT FOR USE BY INDIVIDUALS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS. DO NOT USE IF PREGNANT OR NURSING. Consult a physician or licensed qualified health care professional before using this product if you have a family history of, heart disease, thyroid disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, depression or other psychiatric condition, glaucoma, difficulty in urinating, prostate enlargement, or seizure disorder, or if you are using a monoamine oxidize inhibitor (MAOI) or any other dietary supplement, prescription drug, or over-the-counter drug containing ephedrine, pseudo-ephedrine, or phenylpropanolamine (ingredients found in certain allergy, asthma, cough or cold, and weight control products). Do not exceed recommended serving. Exceeding recommended serving may cause adverse health effects. Discontinue use and call a physician or licensed qualified health care professional immediately if you experience rapid heartbeat, dizziness, severe headache, shortness of breath, or other similar symptoms. Individuals who are sensitive to the effects of caffeine or have a medical condition should consult a licensed health care professional before consuming this product. Do not use this product if you are more than 15 pounds over weight. The consumer assumes total liability if this product is used in a manner inconsistent with label guidelines. Do not use for weight reduction. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

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